Lora Lai — A local boy learned today that the cat he had been talking to for 24 hours, is not actually a shape-shifting-hot-mutant woman. The knowledge which apparently has devastated the boy has also left him shattered, broken and in to pieces. The boy named Sameer surprisingly came to the understanding that the feline he was trying to persuade to shift shape, was not going to do it at all when after 24 hours of non-stop begging and whinning of Sameer the cat attacked his balls.
The cat spoke with Roznama Jawani and said, “… meowww… meooowwww… purrr.. meowww… WOOF” stressing that Sameer was being a total dog with it. The complete story has been partially briefed by the cat who refused to reveal it’s identity, and by Sameer. The details of the incident according to Sameer suggest that he had been talking to a girl who he randomly ran in to on an Internet chat forum.
The logs of the chat between Sameer, who is known by his handle/alias “MrLovaLova” and the girl, who is only known by her handle “hot-shape-shifting-girl69” paint a detailed picture of the story which has left Sameer, let me repeat it… shattered, broken and in to pieces. The logs suggest that Sameer and “HSSG69” immediately hit it off after the usual a/s/l as she provided him with a url to her personal web-cam feed. Sameer immediately appologized and said that he was a decent man and respects women.
Sameer said that perhaps if HSSG69 and him were to meet he would clearly show her that. Yesterday around 3 am in the morning Sameer again suggested that he needed to express his respect for HSSG69 and wanted to meet her, despite her telling him “18 f russia”. The girl then joked that she would just turn in to a cat since her alias is HSSG69. Being the sucker that he is believing that there are 18 year old hot girls in Russia who are interested in him and are not using for email scams, Sameer immediately bought the idea and asked her to meet him right in front of his house door.
According to the chat logs, Sameer suggested, “…lol you becum cat n run to Pak to my home. I live in Lora Lai house numer #42.” His peer immediately got disconnected after the comment and Sameer anxiously started waiting for her. The chat log further reads, “…i hear someone scratching on door. is it u sweeti?”. According to Sameer, he believed that since she wasn’t replying to on the chat forum, it must have been her only. Sameer added during the interview, “…why wouldn’t I belive it?”
He checked the door and found a cat there who immediately became the victim of mistaken identity and was taken in to the house. According to the cat, Sameer over the period of 24 hours talked to her about all his respectable fantasies after she shifts her shape in to a hotgirl. The cat, as it said, tried to convince him that Sameer was confused and that it wasn’t the cat he should be looking for.
The cat told Roznama Jawani, “…meow meow meow meow”, giving details of the things that Sameer told it. The cat added that it couldn’t take anymore of Sameer’s non-feline language and originally wanted to scratch his eye balls out, Though the cat later decided that his regular balls would inflict more pain on him which according to some political analysts was a good move.
Elaborating on the situation, the television show anchor Ayesha Tammy Haq said that, “…are you kidding me? Please don’t call my number again for these kind of idiotic reports or I will get a restraining order against you.” Reports suggest that Ms. Haq was under the weather and was hating everyone around her. Other political analysts said that they were too busy with other things to fully comment on the story.
