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I want to sue Roznama Javani. Please help me:
Why would you want to do that? What gratification will you get from stifling this voice? Is the system of the world already not shitty enough for all of us that you would want to target an innocent newspaper just because your feelings got hurt? Do not sue us. We’re already mad at everything and everyone around us and the reports you read here are a direct result of that. This is clearly not real, and, is satire. The names used by Roznama Javani are all made up (commoners) except for the ones possessed by public figures (read elites). Any resemblance is a coincidence. Additionally, Roznama Javani is not intended for humans under 18. But who is going to listen to that plea?
I want to submit a story to Roznama Javani:
Yeah we tried that. Not going to happen again. Kindly do not send us any stories you deem humourous. Trust us when we say this: had yours been funny you would’ve been doing this already. We take this work very seriously. To reinforce the idea that you must not submit any stories kindly read this disclaimer:
Unsolicited Idea Submission Policy:
Roznama Javani, the sole owner, operator, and distributor of Roznama Javani, on behalf of itself and its employees and esteemed founder, hereby declare that we do not accept any unsolicited ideas, works, materials, proposals, suggestions, artwork, content or the like, including for advertising campaigns, promotions, products, services, technologies, product enhancements, processes, marketing strategies, product names, content or creative materials (all of the foregoing “submissions”).
Kindly refrain from and resist the urge to send or provide any submissions in any form to us.
The purpose of this policy is to avoid potential misunderstandings or disputes when Roznama Javani’s products, services, advertising, promotions, products, marketing strategies or content might seem similar to submissions provided to Roznama Javani. If, despite our policy to reject unsolicited ideas and you still submit them, then regardless of what your correspondence says, these terms will apply to your submissions.
Terms of Idea Submission:
You agree that:
(1) your submissions and their contents along with related intellectual property rights will automatically become the property of Roznama Javani, without any compensation to you;
(2) Roznama Javani may use or redistribute the submissions and their contents for any purpose and in any way on an unrestricted basis;
(3) Roznama Javani will not review the submissions; and
(4) there is no obligation to keep any submissions confidential.
Feedback And Information:
Any feedback you provide to Roznama Javani will be deemed to be non-confidential and not proprietary
I want to provide Roznama Javani with emotion support:
At Roznama Javani we’re always actively seeking and providing emotional support. You can emotionally support us by sharing our content with your friends, loved ones, enemies as well. In fact, in most cases it has been observed that Roznama Javani has caused long standing rifts between bloodthirsty oppositions to become as strong a friendship as is between Israel and the USA.
I want to provide Roznama Javani with financial support:
Now we’re talking. Buy our stuff, click on the ads, spend time on our website, watch our videos, share our content with your friends and demand from them that they do the same. And still if the good person inside you feels the need show us kindness, well then who are we to stop you. Send all “I want to send you cash” requests to hello@roznamajavani.com
I want to work at Roznama Javani:
Roznama Javani will publish all job openings on our Careers @ JBXN page. Page will become active when there are work opportunities available.
