Jeddah — A man in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia has claimed that driving a car has miraculously restored his virginity. The Saudi man known as Sheikh Raashad bin Raashad Jr. made public the incident after consulting with his wife Mrs. Afsheen Raashad, and his other wife Mrs. Narmeena Raashad and his other wife Mrs. Cynthia Raashad and another wife Mrs. Sabeena Raashad. The news of the possibility of restoring men’s virginity has swept the entire Kingdom off it’s feet and Saudi men have been seen running towards their gas guzzling automobiles.
Though availability of virgins in the Kingdom is limited to unmarried women and girls, the Supreme Shiekh has asked his cabinet to look in to the possibility of spreading the virginity net and including men in it as well. The Kingdom guards women’s virginity by not allowing them to drive, though the shocking news of a man’s virginity being restored is raising questions about the women’s whole virginity issue.
Details say that Mr. Raashad was casually driving his Hummer around Jeddah when he suddenly felt a tingling feeling creeping up in his jiblets. “…when I reached home and checked myself, I realized that YALLAH I was a virgin again.” Raashad was speaking with Roznama Jawani in an exclusive interview where he further added that, “…Mashallah I am pure for my wives now, although I think they are going to have a fight over who takes my date [cherry] inshallah”, he said jokingly. Mrs. Raashad has said he loves the car he was driving even more now and has named it “The Virgin Maker”. All of Mr. Raashad’s wives and children have expressed their delight and have urged other men, married or not, to keep driving their cars as the miracle might happen at anytime by the will of Allah. The wives of the household agreed with Mr. Raashad over their pending fighting about who will de-virginize him.
The eldest of the wives Mrs. Afsheen said that it should be her as she is the eldest and still didn’t get to enjoy a virgin husband. The youngest, 16 year old wife Mrs. Sabeena was seen jumping around with excitement. According to her, since she’s the one who is most sexually active should be the one to return Raashad’s manhood. But the Islamic Clerics in the Kingdom on the other hand have raised the issue on a totally different level saying that being virgin is only a woman’s job. The Grand Mufti of all muftis present in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia said that he will declare a fatwa if the Supreme Shiekh went ahead with plans to
The Grand Mufti of all muftis present in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia said that he will declare a fatwa if the Supreme Shiekh went ahead with plans to virginize the men in the Kingdom. But some of the clerics have pointed out the delimma that the Kingdom faces. “Now if men drive, they become virgin and that would be bad. And if we allow women to drive, it will automatically devirginize them inshallah… it’s a catch ithnain wa ushereen (22) for us”… one of the clerics said after we promised to keep their name anonymous.
