Sialkot — Man going to jail for armed robbery is said to be worried about the financial crises that he has put his wife in, and about his anal virginity, Roznama Jawani learned through police sources. The man, known as Shuja Rehmat was apprehended shortly after a robbery he committed while he was trying to escape. He was sentenced to serve 4 years in District Jail Sialkot in a hearing last week. The convicted man is scheduled to arrive at the District Jail on Saturday where “…the inmates are anxiously waiting for a fresh piece of ass” as briefed the jail superintendent.
The superintendent of District Jail Sialkot Mr. Asad Javed Warraich further explained that any new inmate has to go through a ritual that dates back to 1865, the year the jail was inaugurated. He said that the ritual involves shaving the inmate’s head so he can be identified by other inmates as “new meat” and “…is later had on the table, if you know what I mean”, the superintendent said with a chuckle. He also said that the police was unable to do anything about it as the officers were worried about their asses as well.
