Local Man Gets a Sick Thrill Out of Smuggling Contraband Across Clifton Bridge

Karachi — According to sources, a local man gets some sort of a sick thrill out of bringing substance prohibited by law all the way from Zamzama to Gulshan-e-Iqbal block 7. The man was reportedly heard saying, “I wouldn’t need to smuggle this across the bridge if I was confident enough knowing I could find it on this side of the bridge with that ease and comfort.” The man, of unknown age said that he was willing to pay two hundred rupees extra to a bootlegger who delivered in Gulshan-e-Iqbal “…because yaar ye Police walay harami hotay hein and I don’t want to deal with them.”