Mumbai – In a heroic move, President Obama saved the life of a 9 year old by putting his own life at risk. He has raised the bar for himself and his accomplishments again after being elected the first African-American-almost-Muslim President of the United States of America.
According to the details, President Obama was roaming around a usually busy market in Mumbai which was emptied because of the security risks. Only the vendors were allowed inside the market and no customers were allowed in the premises. Among these vendors who were there to throw rose petals on the President was Shanta, a woman in her late 50s, along with her 9 year old grandson.
Just then, Obama’s Obamy-senses started tingling and his super sensitive ears heard the coconut break from its tree. Sources say that he immediately zeroed in on the coconut and noticed Shanta’s grandson Ramesh playing under the same tree. Obama immediately recalled the briefing session he had attended regarding the lethal coconuts in Mumbai. Witnesses say that he leapt towards the boy and picked him up, threw him to a side and round housed the coconut. The kick was so hard that it pealed the covering of the coconut and cracked the shell which caused the coconut water to rain and splash over Shanta and two other vendors named Mahagni and Asha, making them wet. Indian government has decided to honor the President with their highest civil rank.
Meanwhile in Pakistan, as a reaction to this Zaid Hamid has released a statement saying that the said coconut was a Muslim heritage and had its roots in Muslim history of the Sub-continent. He said that this was a Hindu Zionist conspiracy and he will not let Obama get away with destroying the coconut.
