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Lady Boy Refuses to Sleep With Naveed Qamar on Account of Mustache

Lady Boy Refuses to Sleep with Naveed Qamar on Account of His Mustache. The Water and Power Minister Naveed Qamar…
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Osama Gave Up Career In Porn To Become a Successful Terrorist

Kabul — From our correspondent. In a recent interview to Roznama Jawani, Osama bin Laden said that in order to…
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Man Held at Gun Point Just Darn Delightedly Happy That He Didn’t Shit His Pants in Presence of New Love Flame

According to an initial statement given to police, the heterosexual man and his new romantic interest who is equally if…
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Recently Uncovered Gospel Translation Allows Christians to Kill Blasphemers — Muslims Scared — Jews Scared Shitless

ROME — A recently uncovered and aggressively footnoted translation of an early Gospel manuscript has sparked controversy across religious communities…
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Army Wives Urged Not To Put Out Till Armed Forces Present True Budget in Assembly

Rawalpindi — A new campaign targeted at wives of Army officers is urging them to not put out for their…
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Pakistan Allowed Substance Abuse Considering Country’s Situation: God

Pakistanis all over the world have been granted permission by God to indulge in substance abuse and has temporarily removed…
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Full Bench of Pakistan Supreme Court Judges Deny Allegations of Monetary Corruption — Admit Guilt of Wanting Only and Only Love

The judges emphasized that they neither possess nor seek illicit wealth, offshore arrangements, mistresses, or undeclared assets.

Amil Nagi Bawa Vows to Get Back at Raymond Davis Without Touching Him

He said that since Raymond Davis was a “gora“, the thought that he can save his ass by sacrificing a…
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Catholic Priest Accused of Sexually Molesting Altaf Hussain While Hearing His Confessions of Sins

Altaf Hussain has accused a Catholic priest of taking “undue advantage” of him. According to him, the incidents of sexual…
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While Buying Milk, Chief Justice Ch. Iftikhar Takes Suo Moto Notice of Rasheed Mixing Water In It

Islamabad — Yesterday, the Chief Justice went to buy groceries and was told by Mrs. Chief Justice that he should…
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“Reporters sans Limites” — Reporters without Boundaries
Further News

Chicago — In a recent study conducted by International scientists using Google Trends here at the University of Chicago, it…
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Mumbai – President Obama’s twin brother who got separated 40 years ago has been found in Mumbai. President Obama is…
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