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Full Bench of Pakistan Supreme Court Judges Deny Allegations of Monetary Corruption — Admit Guilt of Wanting Only and Only Love

The judges emphasized that they neither possess nor seek illicit wealth, offshore arrangements, mistresses, or undeclared assets.

Osama Gave Up Career In Porn To Become a Successful Terrorist

Kabul — From our correspondent. In a recent interview to Roznama Jawani, Osama bin Laden said that in order to…
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Catholic Priest Accused of Sexually Molesting Altaf Hussain While Hearing His Confessions of Sins

Altaf Hussain has accused a Catholic priest of taking “undue advantage” of him. According to him, the incidents of sexual…
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Amil Nagi Bawa Vows to Get Back at Raymond Davis Without Touching Him

He said that since Raymond Davis was a “gora“, the thought that he can save his ass by sacrificing a…
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Man Held at Gun Point Just Darn Delightedly Happy That He Didn’t Shit His Pants in Presence of New Love Flame

According to an initial statement given to police, the heterosexual man and his new romantic interest who is equally if…
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Army Wives Urged Not To Put Out Till Armed Forces Present True Budget in Assembly

Rawalpindi — A new campaign targeted at wives of Army officers is urging them to not put out for their…
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Pakistan Allowed Substance Abuse Considering Country’s Situation: God

Pakistanis all over the world have been granted permission by God to indulge in substance abuse and has temporarily removed…
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Lady Boy Refuses to Sleep With Naveed Qamar on Account of Mustache

Lady Boy Refuses to Sleep with Naveed Qamar on Account of His Mustache. The Water and Power Minister Naveed Qamar…
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“Reporters sans Limites” — Reporters without Boundaries
Further News

Faisalabad — The owner of a new smart car, Faisal Waheed Janjua was very disappointed after buying a smart car…
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Dallas, Texas — A local resident here in Dallas was shocked to find out that his car had a flat…
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