Pakistanis all over the world have been granted permission by God to indulge in substance abuse and has temporarily removed intoxication from the list of sins. The announcement has put a lot Pakistanis all over the world in a cheerful mood. According to the details that were released in a memo, the angels have been instructed to stop mentioning substance abuse in the ‘Sins’ column of the “Book of Activities Conducted While on Earth”.
The memo elaborates and paints a pretty graphic picture of Pakistan’s current socio-political situation and pays special emphasis on the recent terrorism incidents in the armed forces’ bases. The memo also had hints of disappointment towards Pakistan Army. “These guys don’t have faith in me or what? Is Pakistan really the fortress of Islam?”, said the memo addressed to the angels.
The memo further expressed pity on Pakistanis and said, “I don’t think they’ll be able to handle anymore plagues. They had Zia, they later had Benazir and Nawaz Shareef and Benazir and Nawaz Shareef and Musharraf and Musharraf and Musharraf and now they’ve got the Zardari.
I hate being so hard on these guys. But they ask for it usually.” The instructions given to angels say that for the next 30 months, Pakistanis have been allowed to indulge in as much substance abuse as they can without having to worry about it. The sin-clause for Pakistanis and intoxication has been put out of force for the mean time. “Let them do it. After 30 months I am doing to wipe Pakistan anyways.”
