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Another Oppressed Child Willingly Donates Life for Betterment of Apartheid State

JERUSALEM — State officials on Tuesday confirmed the successful contribution of another oppressed child toward the continued stability, moral comfort,…
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شہر کے مصروف چوراہے پر آج صبح اس وقت ایک غیر معمولی ہنگامہ برپا ہوا جب گوپی بہو نے ٹمٹماتی…
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Local Resident Baffled At Flat Tire, Immediately After Car Battery Died

Dallas, Texas — A local resident here in Dallas was shocked to find out that his car had a flat…
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BREAKING NEWS — Today Has Been Cancelled – Go Back to Bed

By the power of Grayskull, I declare that nothing required of you today truly requires you today.

10th Annual “Pee on USA Flag Festival” a Hit

Khanewal — The 10th annual PUF festival was dubbed as the most popular event in Pakistan. The contest attracts thousands…
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“…All In All A Believing Paedophile is Much Better Than an Atheist Paedophile” — Joint Statement of Interfaith Religious Council

GENEVA — Representatives from multiple faith traditions issued a rare joint statement Tuesday after deliberating on moral perspectives that a…
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Technicality in American Constitution Makes Rashid Malik of Bahawalpur the Supreme Ruler of America

A previously overlooked technicality in the U.S. Constitution has resulted in the unexpected designation of Rashid Malik, an irrigation contractor…
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Recently Uncovered Gospel Translation Allows Christians to Kill Blasphemers — Muslims Scared — Jews Scared Shitless

ROME — A recently uncovered and aggressively footnoted translation of an early Gospel manuscript has sparked controversy across religious communities…
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Peshawar – A local resident who is a data entry officer, here in the offices of NADRA, Peshawar was reported…
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Rawalpindi – A local resident caught the host of a tea party off guard when she asked him how much…
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