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Recently Uncovered Gospel Translation Allows Christians to Kill Blasphemers — Muslims Scared — Jews Scared Shitless

ROME — A recently uncovered and aggressively footnoted translation of an early Gospel manuscript has sparked controversy across religious communities…
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Local Resident Baffled At Flat Tire, Immediately After Car Battery Died

Dallas, Texas — A local resident here in Dallas was shocked to find out that his car had a flat…
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Technicality in American Constitution Makes Rashid Malik of Bahawalpur the Supreme Ruler of America

A previously overlooked technicality in the U.S. Constitution has resulted in the unexpected designation of Rashid Malik, an irrigation contractor…
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10th Annual “Pee on USA Flag Festival” a Hit

Khanewal — The 10th annual PUF festival was dubbed as the most popular event in Pakistan. The contest attracts thousands…
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“…All In All A Believing Paedophile is Much Better Than an Atheist Paedophile” — Joint Statement of Interfaith Religious Council

GENEVA — Representatives from multiple faith traditions issued a rare joint statement Tuesday after deliberating on moral perspectives that a…
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BREAKING NEWS — Today Has Been Cancelled – Go Back to Bed

By the power of Grayskull, I declare that nothing required of you today truly requires you today.

گوپی بہو کا نیا کانڈ

شہر کے مصروف چوراہے پر آج صبح اس وقت ایک غیر معمولی ہنگامہ برپا ہوا جب گوپی بہو نے ٹمٹماتی…
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Karachi — An asshole was reportedly driving in the fast lane, texting someone while he was in the fast lane.…
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Khanewal — Muslim Man’s left hand has written and filed an official complaint with the International Human Hands Rights Commission,…
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