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Woman Closely Skirts Curses of Ten Thousand Angels When Not Giving It Up for Husband on Demand By Changing Religion Every Evening

The sources added, “We finalize the ten-thousand-curse payload...” one angel said, “...and then receive confirmation that Mrs. Zulfi no longer…
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Iqbal Jamil, our correspondent in Peshawar — Like all important religious events, Valentine’s Day in the province of Khyber Pakhtoonkhwa…
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In an unprecedented turn of events, the Lal Masjid leader Moulvi Abdul Aziz revealed to the press that the Pakistani…
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Khanewal — The 10th annual PUF festival was dubbed as the most popular event in Pakistan. The contest attracts thousands…
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Islamabad – Round three of the high political drama that surrounds Wikileaks has delievered another serious blow to Pakistani politics…
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Technicality in American Constitution Makes Rashid Malik of Bahawalpur the Supreme Ruler of America

A previously overlooked technicality in the U.S. Constitution has resulted in the unexpected designation of Rashid Malik, an irrigation contractor…
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While Buying Milk, Chief Justice Ch. Iftikhar Takes Suo Moto Notice of Rasheed Mixing Water In It

Islamabad — Yesterday, the Chief Justice went to buy groceries and was told by Mrs. Chief Justice that he should…
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Man Held at Gun Point Just Darn Delightedly Happy That He Didn’t Shit His Pants in Presence of New Love Flame

According to an initial statement given to police, the heterosexual man and his new romantic interest who is equally if…
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Matrimonial: M30 seeking F-Alive — Must have own everything.
Editor's note: Please do not entertain this guy.