Karachi – After staging a protest outside the Karachi Press Club the “Association of Young Pakistani Boys Age 14 to 27” announced in a unanimous decision on Sunday that as a sign of protest they are going to stop masturbating to Veena Malik.
The President of the association, Shafeeq Buksh of Gujranwala, was talking to the media. He said that Veena Malik is a dark spot on Pakistani nation’s character and that she is the root of all evil in the world. He stressed that it is because of Veena Malik that the young Pakistani boys are involved in immoral activities. He said that Veena Malik was the sole reason behind the downfall of the golden era of Muslim governance in the Sub continent.
The Young Pakistani Boys present at the demonstration and later at the press conference were chanting slogans and were holding placards which expressed their opposition to Veena Malik. One of the boys said, “I am heartbroken in a way.
I admired her as long as she was being stupid on Pakistani national television. But to go to India and do those things is another thing.” Another boy named Khalid M. Maqbool said, “I knew Veena wouldn’t be able to handle the fame and fortune and I knew we’d eventually condemn her. So I never went that way. I have a huge collection of porn and I am glad Veena isn’t in that library.”
The association’s conference was also attended by Zaid Hamid who later spoke to the media as well. He said that there was no doubt in his mind anymore that Veena Malik was a Zionist conspiracy and that she was planted in the Pakistani media at the whim of Hindu Zionist elders. Zaid Hamid said, “Every time a Muslim kid masturbates thinking about Veena Malik is a win for our enemies. From now on, Pakistanis should only masturbate to good and pure Pakistani actresses who have a clean record.”
The association’s vice chairman said that they had not invited Zaid Hamid and that he had decided to show up “just like that.” He said, “We weren’t even sure what he was going to say but thank God he understands the situation.”
