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Skin Mutation Allows Local Woman to Transform Into a Complete Bitch in Under Five Seconds

Islamabad — A gene mutation discovered recently in blood cells of a local woman Ms. Samia Shakoor allows her to…
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Cousin Who Said “On The Way” Seen Leaving House Much Later, CCTV Shows

Family members, who spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the matter, said the delay was “not…
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Cleavage Held Responsible for Loss of Man Hours at Corporation Already Being Investigated for Tax Fraud

The report, circulated last week among management, attributes a measurable drop in man hours to what it calls “unmanaged interpersonal…
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Dr. Firdous Ashiq Awan and Kashmala Tariq Settle Differences – Fall in Love and End Up Getting Married

Islamabad — Dr Firdous Ashiq Awan, a member of the cabinet of Pakistan, has finally tied the knot with opposition…
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Horror Story Has a Weird Chilling Effect on Haneef’s Nipples

Okara – According to news coming from a neighborhood in Okara, a man reported that a horror story told to…
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Obama Saves Boy 9, Immediately Makes Nearby Women Wet

Mumbai – In a heroic move, President Obama saved the life of a 9 year old by putting his own…
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People Still Prefer “SEX” over “Zaid Hamid” on Google

Chicago — In a recent study conducted by International scientists using Google Trends here at the University of Chicago, it…
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Pakistan Allowed Substance Abuse Considering Country’s Situation: God

Pakistanis all over the world have been granted permission by God to indulge in substance abuse and has temporarily removed…
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Area Heterosexual Man Just Too Straight For His Own Good

A man from the neighborhood of Jamshoro is just too damn straight, according to local reports. The man only known…
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Army Wives Urged Not To Put Out Till Armed Forces Present True Budget in Assembly

Rawalpindi — A new campaign targeted at wives of Army officers is urging them to not put out for their…
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“Padded Bras are Devil’s Cushions” says Council of Islamic Ideology

Lahore – The Council of Islamic Ideology met last night as scheduled in light of the protests held last month…
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Catholic Priest Accused of Sexually Molesting Altaf Hussain While Hearing His Confessions of Sins

Altaf Hussain has accused a Catholic priest of taking “undue advantage” of him. According to him, the incidents of sexual…
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“Reporters sans Limites” — Reporters without Boundaries
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SHO said, “…and I knew eventually a man will come to his rescue.” He added that women can’t be counted…
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کل قوم سے خطاب کرتے ہوے قائد تحریک جناب الطاف حسین نے قوم کے سامنے اپنا پیش کیا اور کہا…
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