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Pak Civil Activist Jibran Nasir Actually 3000 Year Old African-American Hindu-Nazi-Jew

In an unprecedented turn of events, the Lal Masjid leader Moulvi Abdul Aziz revealed to the press that the Pakistani…
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A Detailed Research on Hira Faizans of the World and Their “Khali Bharams”

Ontario — The research fellows at the University of Western Ontario have made public a detailed study which was conducted…
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Area Heterosexual Man Just Too Straight For His Own Good

A man from the neighborhood of Jamshoro is just too damn straight, according to local reports. The man only known…
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Local Resident Bored at Work – Passing Time Poking People on Facebook

Peshawar – A local resident who is a data entry officer, here in the offices of NADRA, Peshawar was reported…
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“Padded Bras are Devil’s Cushions” says Council of Islamic Ideology

Lahore – The Council of Islamic Ideology met last night as scheduled in light of the protests held last month…
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Ali Saleem of Begum Nawazish Ali Fame Apologized Fans for Trying to Portray Self as Straight

Karachi, Sindh – Ali Saleem “terribly sorry” for hurting fans. In a press conference, Ali Saleem has apologized to his…
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Pakistan Allowed Substance Abuse Considering Country’s Situation: God

Pakistanis all over the world have been granted permission by God to indulge in substance abuse and has temporarily removed…
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Pakistani Women Emotionally Incapable of Facing Other Way on Motorcycles

Lahore — A recent study conducted by the nation’s renowned scientists revealed that Pakistani women were emotionally incapable of facing…
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BREAKING NEWS — Today Has Been Cancelled – Go Back to Bed

By the power of Grayskull, I declare that nothing required of you today truly requires you today.

Local Resident Disappointed About Not Hearing Enough Stories From Female Friends That Involve Mild Homosexual Encounters

Dr. Murad, “…if women were only truthful when providing accounts of even 'it almost happened once...', the world would see…
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Area Virgin Watched a Rerun of India Pakistan ODI from Some Years Back

An area man of 35 years watched a one day international cricket match between India and Pakistan from some years…
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Too Many Cooking Programs Cause Mass Hysteria Among Frantic Housewives

Karachi — Housewives from all over the city have been arriving at Jinnah Hospital and at the Agha Khan Hospital…
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Rawalpindi — A new campaign targeted at wives of Army officers is urging them to not put out for their…
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Karachi — In view of repetitive telephonic speeches by Muttahda Qoumi Movement leader Altaf Hussain, the MQM Rabita Committee has…
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