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Pakistani Women Emotionally Incapable of Facing Other Way on Motorcycles

Lahore — A recent study conducted by the nation’s renowned scientists revealed that Pakistani women were emotionally incapable of facing…
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Man Asks About Size of Cup When Asked How Many Spoons of Sugar He Wants in Tea

Rawalpindi – A local resident caught the host of a tea party off guard when she asked him how much…
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Anal Probing By Aliens After Abduction Leaves Local Homosexual Satisfied

Madeji – According to a man here in Madeji, he was abducted last week by aliens who according to him…
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A Detailed Research on Hira Faizans of the World and Their “Khali Bharams”

Ontario — The research fellows at the University of Western Ontario have made public a detailed study which was conducted…
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“Neem Ka Patta Karwa Hai Aur Rashid Aik Bharwa Hai” — Local Friend of Rashid Forced to Admit After Rashid’s Random Bharwatgiri

SUJAWAL — A local man has formally conceded that his longtime friend Rashid is a bharwa, following what multiple acquaintances…
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Dr. Firdous Ashiq Awan and Kashmala Tariq Settle Differences – Fall in Love and End Up Getting Married

Islamabad — Dr Firdous Ashiq Awan, a member of the cabinet of Pakistan, has finally tied the knot with opposition…
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Local Resident Bored at Work – Passing Time Poking People on Facebook

Peshawar – A local resident who is a data entry officer, here in the offices of NADRA, Peshawar was reported…
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“Padded Bras are Devil’s Cushions” says Council of Islamic Ideology

Lahore – The Council of Islamic Ideology met last night as scheduled in light of the protests held last month…
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Pakistani Man’s Second Day in Germany Spent Missing Close Family and Muslim Shower

Frankfurt, Germany — A Pakistani tourist who flew from Karachi to explore Europe, spent his second day in Frankfurt missing…
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Muslim Man’s Left Hand Feels Abused and Neglected

Khanewal — Muslim Man’s left hand has written and filed an official complaint with the International Human Hands Rights Commission,…
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Ali Saleem of Begum Nawazish Ali Fame Apologized Fans for Trying to Portray Self as Straight

Karachi, Sindh – Ali Saleem “terribly sorry” for hurting fans. In a press conference, Ali Saleem has apologized to his…
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Nation Celebrates Death of another Reasonable Person

Islamabad — Pakistani nation came together and united in a spectacular event, which only occurs once in 30 years or…
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Local Resident Disappointed About Not Hearing Enough Stories From Female Friends That Involve Mild Homosexual Encounters

Dr. Murad, “…if women were only truthful when providing accounts of even 'it almost happened once...', the world would see…
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Area Heterosexual Man Just Too Straight For His Own Good

A man from the neighborhood of Jamshoro is just too damn straight, according to local reports. The man only known…
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Karachi — A local girl only identified as Muneera said that she was going to assume whatever she wanted. Muneera…
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Karachi – After staging a protest outside the Karachi Press Club the “Association of Young Pakistani Boys Age 14 to…
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