Sources have confirmed that a local resident changed all instances of the word “forever” to “lifetime” after careful pondering. Sources have said that the man who had written a love letter to his current infatuation interest expressing his desire to be in union with the infatuatee. The corrections were when the resident proofread his letter.
We have learnt that the resident has had a track record of writing elaborate love letters and not getting any positive response. Our in house psychologist has verified that it could be because of the small grammatical mistakes which could’ve turned off his previous interests’ affection towards him. “No one likes bad grammar! It’s especially bad when you’re trying to rope someone in.”, says our in house psychologist.
Talking to the sources, we further learned that the resident over the course of time has become insanely politically correct whilst building up his grammatical skills and now uses carefully chosen words to describe his feelings. “…yeah he’s just like that now, like he will think about words and their contexts in a universal perspective.” The source elaborated by giving an example of the current love letter which the local resident had inscribed.
“My sweet pumpkin! If you decide to be mine, I will give you unlimited love and endless devotion humanly possible for a lifetime”
Source which happens to be the local resident’s closest friend said that they once had a conversation about the usage of these words. “…according to him, forever would only belong to God if He exists, and we have to keep our mortality dead in sight. So humanity should give up on the use of the word forever in human contexts. He’s just nuts man!” the source was clearly annoyed.
According to the last reports received, the sent love letter was archived immediately.
