England — Fatboy Slim has decided not to dedicate his new track to anyone. This would be the 15th consecutive year in which Fatboy Slim has not dedicated a track to anyone. According to the statement released to the press from Mr. Fatboy Slim’s manager Ms. Zoe Logan’s office, “FatBoy Slim has a strict no-dedication policy and he is not going to change it this year”
The shocking and devasting news has sent the fans on a shame and guilt trip. The feedback from fans sounds as if they’re morale is low. “Did I do something? Did I not listen to him enough? I stood in his concerts in a wet t-shirt with my nipples pointing out and still, I wasn’t good enough for being dedicated a track to?”, said Rebecca Saturday,33 who is a fan of Fatboy Slim and has attended all his concerts.
The critics have fired up a storm and have called Fatboy Slim “a shameless creature who just happens to make awesome music” and have disagreed with his policy. Speaking with Roznama Jawani one of the Internet critics who writes on the website FatboySlimCanKissMyTushTush.com said that Fatboy Slim’s no dedication policy was a mirror which showed how empty and shallow Fatboy Slim’s heart is. “Give his stance an objective thought. You will realize how empty and shallow his heart really is that he won’t dedicate a track to a wet t-shirt girl. No he wouldn’t even dedicate a track to his wife. At least dedicate a track to recent terrorism effected people in Karachi. Grow a heart man!”, Alex Johan of the website FatBoySlimCanKissMyTushTush.com.
