The question that has haunted mankind for two and half millennia is that what are we, we as collective species with abilities that surpass abilities of all other species, will do when they, the bad boys… the rascals who we’re afraid of, will come of us.
Generation after generation we have asked these questions. Will we hide under the bed? Or maybe in the closet? Or maybe in the trunks of our respective cars? Where will we hide? And when we invented the aeroplane and the first commercial airline was introduced, we all had just one question going through our minds, “Will we be able to hide in there? It has a lot of room you know…”
Unfortunately no one has been able to solve this mystery; a mystery deeper then the Burmuda triangle.
But no one has also been able to answer another question, who the fuck are these bad boys and what the fuck do these bad boys look like? In the mega hit Hollywood movie “Bad Boys”, the bad-boys were portrayed as two crime hatin’, gun-lovin’, one uber-sexual and one married motherfuckers. But were they really that bad? I don’t think so.
HOLLYWOOD… are you listening to me? I don’t think so! So who really are these bad-boys? Oh wait… I GET IT! They might be Yajooj-Majooj! Those are the worst fucking boys who have walked the Earth, right? I mean who could be badder than they are? Michael Jackson? Naah!! He was just one man and we’re expecting “BOYS”, plural!
Lets hope that by the time these Bad Boys Bad Boys come of us… we’re prepared.
