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President Obama’s Twin Brother Found in India After 40 Years

Mumbai – President Obama’s twin brother who got separated 40 years ago has been found in Mumbai. President Obama is…
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BREAKING NEWS — Today Has Been Cancelled – Go Back to Bed

By the power of Grayskull, I declare that nothing required of you today truly requires you today.

“Freemasons” to Change Name to “Paidmasons”

Washington — “Please stop this non sense already. We’re not free. We’ve never been. We have wives and children and…
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Local Resident Saves Ass by Joining Furious Mob – Sets Fire to Own Car

Karachi — Earlier today, Karachi once again saw a bloody night where angry protesters burnt tires on Rashid Minhas road…
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Musharraf Loves Nestle’s Peach Juice. Buys Nestle

London – In a recent turn of events, the share price of Nestle saw an instant rise when former Pakistani…
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French Capital To Be Called “Paris” To Honor Socialite!

le de la Cité – After much debate and discussion in the French Parliament, amongst the French public and in…
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Lahore — A recent study conducted by the nation’s renowned scientists revealed that Pakistani women were emotionally incapable of facing…
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Fukushima — Japan’s nuclear regulators have raised the seriousness level of the crisis at Fukushima plant, a nuclear plant that…
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