Rawalpindi — After a subordinate court on Tuesday dismissed former minister for Religious Affairs Hamid Saeed Kazmi’s request for interim bail, followed by his immediate arrest from the courtroom, the minister had a nervous breakdown, according to eye witnesses. The former minister is allegedly involved in Hajj corruption scam that surfaced last year.
Roznama Jawani has been told by eye witnesses that immediately after the court announced the verdict, Mr. Kazmi fell on the floor and rolled himself in to a ball and went in to dead-pause for exactly 3 minutes. After the said 3 minutes, he got up and stood up straight and had replaced his old glasses with Harry Potter like glasses and there appeared to be a cut/burn mark on his forehead that appeared out of no where. After that, the former minister started yelling and screaming that it was all a conspiracy and that Lord Voldemort had hatched the conspiracy against him. The judge, and other FIA officials who have not watched the Harry Potter series seemed to be stunned at his new appearance and reaction.
“I think he has lost it,” said the presiding judge, “and who the fuck is this Goldermote? What? Voldemort? Yeah who the fuck is that?”. The FIA officials were equally clueless and had no idea what or whom Hamid Kazmi was referring to. Mr. Kazmi then took out a wooden stick from inside his shirt, pointed it at the judge and said, “kon-fun-doh”. The judge gave him a blank, yet a stare that expressed his sympathy and disbelief.
