JAV Wire:

Satan Challenges Zaid Hamid to an Anything Off

Hell — The prince of the dark world, Satan has reportedly challenged Zaid Hamid to an “anything” off. The press release received by Roznama Jawani reads that Satan is sick and tired of watching Zaid Hamid on television and wants to ridicule him so much that Zaid would never dare come on media “…with his fancy red cap of some sort”.

The press release reads that, “…ever since he broke his agreement with me, I have been dying to teach him a lesson. Only I cannot die till the end but I can make Zaid’s life a living hell”. Satan has said in the statement released by the underworld that he challenges Zaid to any kind of “off”. “I can dance better than you can and my red horns are shinier than your stupid red cap. I challenge you to any kind of challenge that you can think of Zaid.”

Up on being contacted, Satan told Roznama Jawani that he thinks Zaid Hamid might accept his challenge because “…he is an egoistic moron” and further added that, “…and Zaid will lose because he’s not focused and that’s where I will beat him.” The Satan paused for a second and laughed in his signature evil laughter. Satan also said that his fashion sense was much cooler than that of Zaid’s. “People don’t take him seriously because… well look at him. He looks ridiculous. Ask Tariq Ameen if you don’t believe me…” Satan added.

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