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Army Wives Urged Not To Put Out Till Armed Forces Present True Budget in Assembly

Rawalpindi — A new campaign targeted at wives of Army officers is urging them to not put out for their…
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Telephone Sets Across Pakistan to be Called Altaf Hussain For 3 Hours

Karachi — In view of repetitive telephonic speeches by Muttahda Qoumi Movement leader Altaf Hussain, the MQM Rabita Committee has…
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Smart Car Really Bad At Maths. Disappoints Owner.

Faisalabad — The owner of a new smart car, Faisal Waheed Janjua was very disappointed after buying a smart car…
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“Freemasons” to Change Name to “Paidmasons”

Washington — “Please stop this non sense already. We’re not free. We’ve never been. We have wives and children and…
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Mubashir Lucman’s Mustache Not Only Mesmerized But Also Tentalized by That of Anil Kapoor’s

Lahore – In a bid to reach epitome of fame dome, Mubashir Luchman’s body has revealed to the press that…
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Musharraf Loves Nestle’s Peach Juice. Buys Nestle

London – In a recent turn of events, the share price of Nestle saw an instant rise when former Pakistani…
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Osama Gave Up Career In Porn To Become a Successful Terrorist

Kabul — From our correspondent. In a recent interview to Roznama Jawani, Osama bin Laden said that in order to…
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Shakarparian – A 19 year old local boy known only by the name of Raja has been reported as being…
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Karachi – In a shocking turn of events, Mother Nature announced today that if the residents of Karachi want more…
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