Madeji – According to a man here in Madeji, he was abducted last week by aliens who according to him had landed earlier in his farm. The man identified as Karim Shiekh said that after the abduction, the aliens conducted several experiments on him. Karim Shiekh was released by the aliens after 5 days immediately after which he contacted Roznama Jawani. Karim Shiekh’s claim that aliens had landed has stirred up the otherwise calm little town of Madeji.
Karim Shiekh told us that he was abducted last week by aliens when he was working on his farm late at night. “I was there working and minding my own business. Yes I was alone. OK no wait, Saleem was there as well. We were minding our own business and not doing anything inappropriate like touching each other or something. So these aliens came and took Saleem and me on their ship”, said a visibly comfortable and happy Karim. Giving the details of the experiments Karim said, “Yeah so they connected me to these mechanical things which had things coming out of them. I don’t know what they’re called. But they inserted them in my behind. It hurt in the beginning but later it was OK. The most fun was when they sent small electrical charges up my ass. No wait? I… I… OK I’ll admit it. I loved it! I loved every second of it and I wish Saleem could ever do something like that when we’re working alone at our farm late at night”, said the newly out of the closet Karim who now looked relieved besides feeling gay and satisfied.
The people in the area are skeptical of the story though. Speaking with Roznama Jawani, Karim’s cousin said that there were no signs of an alien landing. He said, “Look we all know that aliens only land in the America. Some times maybe in Canada or UK but never in Pakistan, let alone a small town in Sindh. Saieen it is not possible. We know aliens make crop circles before they land and there are no crop circles on Karim’s land”. Karim’s cousin Babu also said that Karim was a douchebag and owed him money.
