Karachi — Earlier today, Karachi once again saw a bloody night where angry protesters burnt tires on Rashid Minhas road which is one of the most busiest roads, and blocked it causing a massive traffic jam. The angry protesters were chanting slogans against a bus driver who had hit a car from behind. According to unconfirmed reports sent to Roznama Jawani, the bus driver was high on positive emotions and pride that he was completing his 10th year of driving a bus today and while day dreaming about the future prospects of his career he neglected the car in front of him which had stopped in the fast lane, in which the bus was as well.
The protesters took the bus driver out of the vehicle and beat his ass but fortunately even after receiving severe injuries the driver didn’t die. Noticing the driver’s stubborn attitude and reluctance to give up on life, the mob got furious and set fire to the bus but that didn’t extinquish their anger. The now very angry protesters turned towards the on coming traffic that had already almost stopped for a looksy causing a slowdown in traffic flow and thus making them sitting ducks for the protesters. The protesters took the spare tire from the bus which they retrieved before setting fire to it, and set fire to the tire in the middle of the road. All the while the protesters were chanting slogans against the bus driver. The slogans gave hints to what the protesters wanted to do, not to the bus driver but to his mother and sister and other female relatives. The protesters seemed to be specially interested in the bus driver’s female relatives private parts. According to the reports, the slogans after a while became mixed and stopped making sense. It seems as if the mob was not well coordinated and got formed in the spur of the moment.
The mob lost all control when the bus driver tried to stand up on his feet. The protesters started running towards the now dumbfound traffic and started pelting cars with stones and forced drivers out of the cars and started beating them as well. Local resident Junaid Bashir who was in his Mehran and was not too far from the approaching mob, up on witnessing the entire scenario immediately decided to switch sides and joined the mob after getting out of his car. In order to gain respect of the angry mob which would later result in the saving of Bashir’s ass, he set fire to his own car by douching it with petrol he was taking home for the electricity generator.
The angry mob cheered at Janid Bashir and in a moment became joyous and started doing the famous Punjabi happy dance known as “bhangra”. This caused massive confusion amongst the terrified families in the trapped cars. The situation got further complicated when someone from the mob produced a huge “dhool” and started off a mean beat. The families trapped in the car looked at the scene in complete disbelief and with open mouths. According to reports received no one later complained about swallowing a fly or mosquito. After the unbelievable display of extreme bipolar behavour by the mob, they decided to return home. The people from the mob rode their bikes which they had secured at some distance from the tire burning place.
