Karachi – In a shocking turn of events, Mother Nature announced today that if the residents of Karachi want more rain, they are going to have to satisfy her with a human’s sacrifice.
Mother Nature spoke with the journalists at the Karachi Press Club. She had allowed it to rain for five minutes in the City’s various districts a couple of weeks back. Dressed in all white and green, she said that she was not there to show solidarity with the Pakistanis and especially not with the people of Karachi.
She said that she wanted the Karachites to know that she does not have anything personal against them and that she had followed the recent killings in Karachi but unfortunately those weren’t for her benefit and didn’t count.
Answering a pretty dumb question by a homely looking Geo News reporter, Mother Nature said, “Yes I do understand that hundreds of people have been killed in Karachi, but tell me… were they sacrificed in my honor? No they weren’t.” Mother Nature added that since the people in Karachi have become greedier over the years, she wanted a sacrifice of a rich person, preferably someone with strong political ties.
