Mila Kunis, meri jaan hai. Heh.. naheen. Yeh to aik understatement hogi. Mila Kunis main meri kainaat hai.
Mila Kuni ko mainay pehli baar That 70s Show main dekha tha; Jackie. Us waqt woh mujhe aik usual si larki lagi aur mainay us ko yunhi ignore kardiya. Lekin phir mainay Forgetting Sarah Marshall dekhi to I noticed how much she has grown up. One word, WOW! Mera dil ahista ahista us ki taraf mael hona shura ho gaya. I started liking her very much and she made way in to my top 4 women knocking out the Charlie’s Angel Cameron Diaz. Mila Kunis now competes with Jessica Alba (I named one of my cars after her) for the top position but she has to make her way through Bipasha and Eva Mendez. Sari confusion duur karne ke liye chart hazir hai:
1) Jessica Alba
2) Eva Mendez
3) Bipasha (Not applicable anymore I was smoking strange shit)
4) Mila Kunis
So today as I was looking for movies to download (not porn thank you), I realized two things. First that I wasn’t wearing any pants and that’s why I was a bit cold and second that some time back the movie Max Payne had been released. Now some of you might not know what or who Max Payne is. Here: Max Payne was an awesomely amazing game on PC! Awesomest storyline, great graphics and kickass action. And there was another character in the game, Mona Sax.
One would ask what’s the connection between all these. Well Mila “My Love” Kunis is playing Mona Sax in the movie MAX PAYNE!!!! 😀 YEY!
I would love to spend my life with Mila. I’d call her “Mona darling” like Lion (read Loyan) did and it would fit perfectly. She would giggle… hehe… even thinking about it gives me butterflies *blush*. I would bring her flowers everytime we meet in Safari Park. Woh thora sa sharmaigi… thora ghabrai gi, “Shah… agar kisi ne dekh liya to…?” And I would reassure her everytime, “Mila dunia ki parwah naheen hai mujhey!” and then she’d tell me that she loves me.
Phir main us ko apni ammi se milwaonga and my mom is going to like her. If she doesn’t to phir main aur Mila bhaag kar shadi karlaingay but of course, that is not going to happen. My mom IS going to like her.
Mona aur meri shadi main sabb log aiengay. Bruce Willis aur Abbu ki buhut awesome dosti ho jai gi. I think my mom would feel comfortable with Oprah. It’s going to be a fun wedding.
Hamaray sirf 2 bachay hongay i.e. if she forces me to have children. Warna aik hi kafi hai. Phir main aur Mila garden main jaiengay aur apni cats ke saath khailaingay.
