A 10 year old child who was kidnapped last month from Shekhupura has been recovered wearing crocs. The police took immediate action to deliver the child to his parents but vowed to let hell lose upon the bastards who forced him to wear that fucking pair of feet-shit.

The police inspector in-charge of the action that resulted in boy’s recovery said that he was appalled to see the child in such a horrible state at the hands of his abductors. “Those law-hating scum-bags didn’t even have the decency to provide the boy with something decent to wear on his feet. Pathetic! I’ll see to it that they are tried separately for this disgusting crime against feet.”
Speaking to Roznama Jawani, the team members also agreed with the inspector in-charge and said that no crime-hating law-enforcing agency in the world would tolerate this. But the alleged kidnappers had something else to say altogether. One of the alleged kidnappers said that they found the boy playing alone and he was wearing the same crocs at the time of kidnapping. They said that while they would plead guilty to kidnapping and demand for ransom, the crocs are not their responsibility.
But the police inspector said that the kidnappers are still responsible for this monstrosity as they had the boy in their custody and could’ve easily done something about it.



