Islamabad — A gene mutation discovered recently in blood cells of a local woman Ms. Samia Shakoor allows her to transform in to a complete and unforgiving bitch in under five seconds. The discovery of the gene which effects skin was made public yesterday at the National Health Seminar by a team of leading dermatologists from all over the country.
Prominent dermatologist Dr. Abdul Wahab was made aware of the abnormalities that Ms. Saima Shakoor had been displaying three years ago and that is when the team that lead to the discovery of this gene was formed. The details of the entire project were given at the seminar and detailed a very long process of ending up at the discovery. “Some times we thought we had found it, but then we found out that we were wrong. It was very frustrating”, Dr. Wahab told a panel of other leading doctors and media persons. “But we all had one thing as a goal, we wanted to tell the world that our chosen career path did account for something. Every time I told my friends I was going to become a dermatologist they made fun of me. But who is laughing now?”, Dr. Wahab said with a chuckle. The seminar that was scheduled to last for 4 hours went on for 10 additional hours because of details that were being described by Dr. Abdul Wahab and his team.
Described in a painfully descriptive manner by Dr. Abdul Wahab he said that Ms. Shakoor always stayed oblivious of her transformation until she was told. Her friends saw her transform from a very nice girl in to a hell dog. She was regularly asked by her friends that why was she being a such bitch to which Ms. Shakoor took offense since she did not realize her transformation. Ms. Shakoor along with a few of friends were also present at the seminar. Speaking with the audience when Ms. Shakoor finally got her turn, she said that she was thankful to the team of dermatologist for at least finding out what was wrong with her. “You know I really didn’t know what to do. I mean in beginning I didn’t know what was wrong and then I didn’t know what to do. I feel like such a blond hehe.” She told the audience how when she was growing up her friends left her often but she didn’t know why but said that she now knows and forgives them.
Speaking to Roznama Jawani and shedding more light on the subject, a friend of Ms. Shakoor said that at times she did become unbearable. “Oh God! You have no idea what we have to put up with at times. And don’t even get me started on when she got her period”, said Ms. Marium who is a close friend of the subject of the study. Another friend Ms. Najma told the reporter that there was an up side to all of this because it was not her in Ms. Shakoor’s shoes.
