Every day number of people pick up arms in order to become hitmen in order to provide for their poor families. Sometimes they do it because it’s fun. Who knows? But there some who go on to become highly successful at their trade of killing and assassinations, while others that constitute the majority fall to ashes. It means they are either caught or killed by police, or wiped out by their competition. In these situations, it sucks to be a hitman. We at Roznama Jawani conducted a thorough study and boiled it down to 7 points.
This list should be considered a starters’ manual:
- Always remember to use a weapon you can hide. It’s not very wise to carry around a rocket launcher in public, not to mention that it is beyond civilian manners to unnecessarily scare fellow citizens. Also very obviously out of common sense’s jurisdiction. The police can easily spot a rocket launcher from like miles away (with help of specialized equipment).
- Be punctual. Cannot stress enough on this. If you’ve been hired to eliminate someone, you must do it on time. Being two minutes late at the place of planed hit will only mean that you miss the target. Get ready with your vehicle and equipment and get to the location at least 30 minutes before hit time.
- Do research on target. You must know every thing there is to know about your target. What they like to eat and what they wear to bed, their friends and possible connection to law-enforcing agencies or rival gang-members or any armed mafia. You must know who you’re dealing with.
- Presentation presentation presentation. By that it means that you must dress yourself properly. Don’t look like an asshole. Present yourself as a gentleman and choose nice clothes which will also help you to conceal your weapon(s).
- Eat, breath and love your weapon. During your course of profession, try out different weapons but there needs to be a weapon that you know you can trust. Ideally it should be handy and should be good for both medium range and close attacks.
- Eliminate competition. In order to be successful, you must be very competitive. And the only way to become the best, you must be the one getting hired all the time instead of that other hitman.
- Be apolitical. Remember, the only one you can affiliate with is yourself. Don’t go to public rallies carrying a flag or placards with slogans.
With these pointers, you’ll be on your way to become the best hitman.
