Do you have five rupees? I kinda need five rupees right now. Have to buy something and I am short five very small ones. Do you think you can help me out in this moment of need? It’s not a very big amount. All I am asking is just five bucks. You won’t even know you’re missing it. Seriously!
Well actually the thing is I was supposed to go buy something from the store. But when I was counting my money, I realized that I needed an extra fiver to make it happen. Without that amount, I won’t be able to finish the task. So do you think you spare some this very tiny amount of moolah and send it to me?
Let me assure you that this money will not be used for any purposes which could harm your health or security. It’s just five rupees man! I am not asking you for the Taj Mahal. I don’t need that. No really! Come on man. Don’t be like that. You will feel better.
Imagine you’re giving it to charity. You can pretend you’re giving it to Imran Khan for his hospital. I promise you when I am done with what I have to do for which I am five rupees short, I will give Imran Khan those 500 paisas myself, on your behalf.
Please sister! Spare some change for someone in need! Don’t you see that what I need to buy is important! Well not crucial to my existence, but it is important in small scheme of things in life. No it’s not food. OK I’ll tell you.
But really?! You’d stoop so low as to try and find out what a brother wants from 5 bucks? Come on man. You’ve gotta be kidding, right? OK so what is it going to be? Are you giving me the money or not? Great! Don’t give me that attitude, give me the money which I am asking.
I am not asking for your fucking attitude OK? Oh really?! Well fuck you too! Keep your money to yourself asshole! I’ll go ask someone else.
Hey, can you give me 5 rupees?
