In an unprecedented turn of events, the Lal Masjid leader Moulvi Abdul Aziz revealed to the press that the Pakistani civil activist Jibran Nasir who is meddling in Aziz’s business is not a Pakistani, nor a Muslim, but actually a three thousand year old African-American Hindu-Nazi-Jew. The Lal Masjid moulvi was speaking to the press yesterday from a hidden location.
jibran_nasirThe activist Mr. Nasir, along with the Pakistan civil society has filed a FIR against the moulvi and that seems to be the bone of contention between the two opposing forces. The moulvi spoke at great length about how Mr. Nasir was the enemy of the state and all human beings in general.
Abdul Aziz, who is also known as the burqa-avenger, burqa-moulvi, harami-moulvi etc, said that Mr. Jibran Nasir was deployed in Pakistan some 3000 years ago by aliens in a spaceship. He added that Jibran Nasir was trying to disrupt the Taliban’s mission.
“The Taliban are our brothers who just want to achieve their mission with peace and harmony. Bhai if Taliban want to blow (up) their Muslim brothers, who is Jibran to stop them?”, the Moulvi asked.
The moulvi was then seen leaving the press conference in his trademark burqa and shocking red lipstick.
