Ammiiiii!!!! Bhai jaan is being a total bastard right now and is messing with me and is saying stuff like I cannot take over the world. WHY WHY WHYYY did you have him before me? He is always up in my business. He also stole my girlfriend last sunday. Now what am I? I don’t even have a girlfriend now! And on top of that, he’s saying I cannot take over the world! WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM? Why does he has to be a dumb fuck all the time? Why can’t he just respect me?
Last week, him and his friends gave me an atomic wedgie EVEN THOUGH it’s not part of our culture. Harami must’ve picked it up from some English tv show… WHAT? WATCH MY LANGUAGE? Ammi I said bastard and fuck before I said harami. I know that English is OK and Urdu abuse hurts, but what about the hurt he has caused me? Time after time after time he has denied me the chance to rule the world with my mighty fist of terror. You will realize one day that you should’ve sided with me and not bhai jaan. He’s the Gabbar Singh in my life only DUMBER and more irritating.
I swear Ammi! I was so close to perfecting my particle accelerator which would create a 6 feet black hole right in my room and anyone who doesn’t obey me will be thrown in that. But then he comes in and says that my particle accelerator looks like a dog. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN AMMI?! It doesn’t even make any sense and it irritates me when he does stuff like that. The stuff that doesn’t make sense. UGHHH!
Ughh! I want to feed him to the black hole he has created inside my heart… no I don’t want to have daal chawal aaj. Bhindi maybe? Unless you’re too busy taking his side all the time.
