Lahore — A recent study conducted by the nation’s renowned scientists revealed that Pakistani women were emotionally incapable of facing the other way while riding in the backseat of a motorcycle. The panel of scientists consisted of two leading mathematicians and two leading anthropologists who sat together for weeks to conduct a study specifically designed to answer the question “Why are all Pakistani women facing left while riding in the backseat of a motorcycle“.
The study, that took 4 years to complete has traced the origin back to the Mughal time when queens rode the horses in the same manner. One of the mathematician, Zeeshan Hyder who was leading the group said that, “It was actually pretty challenging, the study. It was a tough question to answer, but with the help of my colleagues and mostly because of my work we have solved that mystery.” The result of the study was published in “Science Today” and has been widely acclaimed. The article which explains the emotional incapacity of women to look the other way is being termed as the final authority on female emotions.
The study explains that partially it is because all Pakistani women consider themselves as queens and want to relate with queens of the Mughal era who sat on their horses in the same manner. Also, partially it is because women haven’t matured emotionally in the course of history of mankind. The study stressed that it was the latter that has more weight.
Roznama Jawani reporter while interviewing women was told by a local resident named Sarah Huma, “It’s not like we don’t want to face the other way on a motorcycle, it’s just that… we are afraid I think.” Another person Alya Baleeg told Roznama Jawani reporter that it was just too much to handle and it wasn’t easy to look at the world from a different perspective while on a motorcycle. Ms. Alya added, “We can’t ride the motorcycles like men do. We’re virgins and virgins don’t sit like that.”
