Islamabad – Round three of the high political drama that surrounds Wikileaks has delievered another serious blow to Pakistani politics and has put President Asif Ali Zardari directly in to the hot seat.
Earlier today, Wikileaks released mistaken cables from the President that actually were pages from his personal diary.
The spokesperson for the President Mr. Farhatullah Babar in an immediate press conference told the media representatives present that the cables were pages from the President’s diary that are scanned and posted online on his secret blog and should be treated as same. Speaking for the President, Mr. Babar said that the secret blog, hosted at Blogspot was apparently hacked but they were unaware of it and had just learned that.
The cables that are now making headlines across newspapers in Pakistan read:
“I miss how closs we got to each other. SR miss u”
“Obama is nice. Must teech him Sindhi so we can better comunikat.”
“Dear Diary. Today was not a nice day. NS is being completely unreasonable with his demands. SS is obviously on his side. I wish I had a closs brother as well.”
“Kant gets the new Ushar song out of my haid’ O My Goad, Oooo…”
“Some times RM can be a bastard. I swer I want to punch him in belly…”
“My Dear Diary. Today was just OK. Had to feed poor families. Not very constructive.”
“Mr. 10% lolzZzzZzz”
