Raiwand — In the spirit of “International Women’s Day”, Mr. Nawaz Sharif, the leader of Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) is considering getting a ‘boob job’ to show solidarity with women from all around the world, party sources have revealed.
A senior leader of the PML-N, speaking to Roznama Jawani on the condition of anonymity, said that the senior Sharif in celebration of his return to the party position was considering getting breast implants. Mr. Nawaz Sharif has been reported to have said that in celebration of the Charter of Democracy and all that Pakistan Peoples Party (PPP) leader Benazir Bhutto stood for, he would get a ‘boob job and try to become the first “person-with-boobs”-President of Pakistan’.
“We can only support our leader. We were there for him when he got the hair implants, and now we will stand by him during this. It is for the betterment of Pakistan and the women all around the globe.”, said the official who preferred not to be named. “I was there when he didn’t have hair. I gave him a cap that would keep the ugly Sun light from ever reaching his head. And now I am going to buy him bras, if he is to go ahead with the operation. He likes the color blue.” The official stressed that women all over the world needed figures like Nawaz Sharif as their leaders who take women’s issues personally.
Meanwhile, Chief Minister Punjab Shahbaz Sharif has been reported to be very upset with the elder Sharif’s ‘strange sexual’ preferences and called him a ‘bloody pussy’ at a party meeting. Shahbaz Sharif did not explicitly say why he called his brother a “bloody pussy”, but his comments have ignited a debate in PML-N’s ranks. “You know, it could be that Shahbaz Sharif is pointing out a future where Nawaz Sharif has completely changed his gender and is on his monthly cycle. Who knows?”, said another official who also wanted to stay off the record, from PML-N.
There was no official confirmation from any party members.
