A man from the neighborhood of Jamshoro is just too damn straight, according to local reports. The man only known as Rustum is a 27 year old Agriculture student and according to friends is ‘very rigid’ about his straight sexual orientation.
Rustum’s friends say that his hetero-sexuality was not a secret and he was very open about it. “Saien the problem is…” one of Rustum’s friend Bashir Khaskheli said, “…thate he is very straight and thate ate times cane be very difficult as a personalety trait in this area”. Bashir was pointing to incidents of abductions which are pretty common in the locality. “Ada sometimes the abductors demand from the abductees to satisfy them sexually.”
Bashir said that while Rustum and he were discussing a hypothetical scenario where either of them was abducted, what they would do. “Saien I know one thing… if I am kidnapped then my ass is also kidnapped. If my baba saien cane’t come up with money to gait me released, I know I will have to fuck my way out of thate mess.”
Rustum’s other friend who were present during the debate backed Bashir’s accounts and said, “Buhtar saien! Rustum has to understand that clenching up his butthole is not the way to deal with that situation”. They further said that a bit of flexibility; intellectual, religious and physical, can go a long way.
Rustum said that while he understands the dangers which lay after being abducted, he will not trade his ass for his freedom. Rustum said that “Ada, murs manhdoon jee moochoon aien gui hamesha untouched rahendee ahay. (A man’s mustache and ass are always untouched).
