Faisalabad — The owner of a new smart car, Faisal Waheed Janjua was very disappointed after buying a smart car which turned out to be very bad at Maths. Mr. Janjua was very heart broken and disgruntled at the poor performance of his vehicle and has become the center of ridicule amongst his neighbors.
Speaking to Roznama Jawani, a sad and defeated yet angry Mr. Janjua told the paper that what he had expected out of a great Monday turned out to be his worst nightmare when, after he bought the car and drove it home, presented the car with his 7 year old son’s Math book. “But the car refused to deliver! It just wouldn’t respond at all to the problems in the book.” According to Mr. Janjua, he tried to reason with the car and praised its smartness but “the damn thing just didn’t do anything. It just kept looking at the book.” Mr. Janjua’s new blood-red car has cost him more than half his savings and has made him the target of all smart-car related jokes. “They have been saying things like ‘Oye Janjua, my two year old daugter can do better Maths than your smart car’. There has got to be a limit”.
The car manufacturer was contacted for a statement but they refused to acknowledge any such problem. “Our cars can do Maths just as good as any other car can. We believe that Mr. Janjua could be lying or that the car he bought might have something against him personally. In which case, we cannot be held responsible. He might have to sort things out with the car. The car is smart and reasonable.”
