All Pakistanis put to shame by the extraordinary conviction of one Pakistani citizen who insists that former Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif possesses the unique power to pick up the phone, call US President Donald Trump, and single-handedly end all global conflicts
A local earnest man speaking passionately and without a trace of irony believes in Sharif’s direct line of influence over Trump’s foreign policy decisions.
Talking to a local reporter, the man said, “Je Mian Nawaz Sharif Trump nu phone kar de, te Trump da poora jism laraz jave ga. Mian sahib kehnde ‘Jangaan band kar do!’ te bas, Trump foran saariyan jangaan band kar de ga. Mr. Trump! Yeh jangaan band karo… “. [If Mian Nawaz Sharif makes a phone call to Trump, Trump’s entire body will start trembling. Mian Sahab will just say, ‘Stop the wars!’, and that’s it. Trump will immediately end all the wars. Mr. Trump! Stop these wars…]
Man’s conviction further forced him to elaborate further, “Mian di ik call Trump da wujood hila de gi, te poori duniya diyan jangaan khatam ho janiyan. Logon nu aman chahiye te Jati Umra ja ke Mian sahib nu keho ke ik call kar do”. [One call from Mian will shake Trump’s very existence, and all the wars in the entire world will come to an end. People who want peace should go to Jati Umra and ask Mian Sahab to make that one call.]
The visibly firm of beliefs man continued to provoke him into declaring, “Trump da asli agenda jang hai, lekin Mian sahib us nu control kar sakde ne. Ukraine, Gaza, har jagah jang band ho jave gi. Sirf Mian Nawaz Sharif hi ye kar sakde ne!” [Trump’s real agenda is war, but Mian Sahab can control him. Wars in Ukraine, Gaza, everywhere will stop. Only Mian Nawaz Sharif can do this!]
People on X have already started declaring this man as the true spokesperson and meritorious Minister of Information, adding that Ata Tarrar’s job might be in jeopardy. And while that narrative is debatable, we can rest assured that at least one Pakistani still believes Nawaz Sharif holds the ultimate key to controlling Donald Trump’s “real agenda of war.”
