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Petrol Pumps to Show Hardcore Porn on Large Screens so People Know They Not the Only One Getting Fucked

Islamabad – The Oil and Gas Regularity Authority has instructed petrol pumps and CNG stations country wide to install large…
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Mubashir Lucman’s Mustache Not Only Mesmerized But Also Tentalized by That of Anil Kapoor’s

Lahore – In a bid to reach epitome of fame dome, Mubashir Luchman’s body has revealed to the press that…
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President Obama’s Twin Brother Found in India After 40 Years

Mumbai – President Obama’s twin brother who got separated 40 years ago has been found in Mumbai. President Obama is…
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Another Oppressed Child Willingly Donates Life for Betterment of Apartheid State

JERUSALEM — State officials on Tuesday confirmed the successful contribution of another oppressed child toward the continued stability, moral comfort,…
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Cleavage Held Responsible for Loss of Man Hours at Corporation Already Being Investigated for Tax Fraud

The report, circulated last week among management, attributes a measurable drop in man hours to what it calls “unmanaged interpersonal…
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People Still Prefer “SEX” over “Zaid Hamid” on Google

Chicago — In a recent study conducted by International scientists using Google Trends here at the University of Chicago, it…
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Woman Closely Skirts Curses of Ten Thousand Angels When Not Giving It Up for Husband on Demand By Changing Religion Every Evening

The sources added, “We finalize the ten-thousand-curse payload...” one angel said, “...and then receive confirmation that Mrs. Zulfi no longer…
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Recently Uncovered Gospel Translation Allows Christians to Kill Blasphemers — Muslims Scared — Jews Scared Shitless

ROME — A recently uncovered and aggressively footnoted translation of an early Gospel manuscript has sparked controversy across religious communities…
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SUJAWAL — A local man has formally conceded that his longtime friend Rashid is a bharwa, following what multiple acquaintances…
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